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Poster: SDH2O Date: Dec 12, 2006 6:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: For the Fogeys

This just posted by Reuters:
"An expedition to the top of Mt. Ararat to explore the mysterious object many believed to be the wreckage of Noah's Ark has discovered that it is instead the wreckage of a plane that was carrying the members of the rock band The Grateful Dead. After reviewing CIA documents released under the Freedom of Information Act, it has been determined that the crash occurred in early 1978 and resulted in the deaths of the entire band. Fearing crowds of uncontrollable hippies on bad acid taking to the streets and creating mass chaos, then President Jimmy Carter devised a plan to cover up any news of the crash and instead hire look-alikes to replace the band. This "mock-pseudo-quasi-Dead" continued to play concerts and record albums as the real Dead. For the most part, the charade was a complete success with only a few of the older fans actually noticing a marked difference between the original band and the replacement players. However, there appears now to be a growing contingent of those who feel that the Dead ceased to be after 1977 and what remained were imposters. One particularlarly motivated group has called for the exhumation of the supposed Jerry Garcia's body for DNA testing to confirm the identity. This recent discovery is sure to add fuel to this fire. More news to follow."

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Poster: Purple Gel Date: Dec 12, 2006 7:19am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: For the Fogeys

How do you exume a body when it was cremated and scattered in the Ganges??

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Dec 12, 2006 7:26am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: For the Fogeys

Fine, nit pick. OK, they drain the Ganges and do DNA testing on the bottom feeders for traces of Jerry.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Dec 12, 2006 7:48am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: For the Fogeys

If they can do it on CSI, they can sure do it for us ;)
Jorga Fox can do anything.....sighhhhhh

damn funny post man - made my morning

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Poster: William Tell Date: Dec 12, 2006 7:16am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: For the Fogeys

Now this is funny...Good one, SDH.